Matt is hanging out with some guy named Amman Jordan (I think my buddy Josh knows him), so Frot Favorite Laremy Tunsil Legel joins us again to talk about some wild shit Joe Sinclitico said in 2014. From there, we have a wide-ranging discussion about topics such as the Libertarian to SovCit pipeline, a smokin’ deal if you’re into cuckoldry, googling when a good time to die is, and finally, Laremy’s ground-breaking dating app idea, the one where you get matched with only one person a month. “Perfect Strangers”, maybe? We’re still spitballing.

Next, we do a sportsball, discussing the Knicks' epic comeback against the Spurs in the NBA Finals. How should a true hater see these finals? Does a Knicks victory mean having to listen to “Empire State of Mind” until you jam a screwdriver through your eardrums? How the hell is it fair that the Spurs have a generational talent again? Is Wemby cool, or is he just French? Most importantly, what was up with Tay Tay and the Haims’ custom pun shirts? Knickelback, I see what you did there, the famous New York band that does songs about slam dunking the basketball, ha ha.

For this week’s episode, we watched the Spielberg alien movie. That’s right folks, we’re talking Close Encounters of the Third Kind! Let’s hope Vince doesn’t read this because I’m ready to declare a cinematic Butlerian Jihad and only watch movies from the 1970s from now on. Back when everyone’s house was disgusting and dirt looked like dirt. Seriously, how is it that even dirt looks too smooth after CGI is done with it? ANSWER ME THAT, ZACK SNYDER! Vince would also like to bring back actresses going braless, due to not being a true cineaste like his co-hosts. Anyway, it looks great, they don’t make them like they used to, the storm effects provide an interesting cloud for us to yell at, pass me the garden hose so I can take a drink, solid B+.