This week: the gang reviews Elon Musk's favorite film, Citizen Vigilante a lazily made, even-more-fascist ripoff of Death Wish, directed by Uwe Boll.

Welcome back to the Frotcast, it’s 2026 and people can’t stop getting stuck in washing machines. Do you know where your stepchildren are?

We start things off by talking about how Transitional Kindergarten (TK) is an op that didn’t exist before 2017. Back in my day we had regular kindergarten, and we didn’t get measles! And we liked it! You kids these days, dying of preventable diseases…

Mother Jones reports whimsically from the Great American State Fair, which of course is taking place in the great state Federal Administrative District of Columbia. DC: STATEHOODMOGGED. Come to learn about the $22 burgers, stay to laugh at Matt paying $30 for a pulled pork sandwich at the mall in LA.

Naturally, this leaves us with some questions: does the Fair have representation in Congress? What does it say about the State of America? Great? No funnel cake? What the fuck? Step right up and get stuck in a washing machine in all 50 states!

Finally,  we watched Uwe Boll’s masterpiece (please don’t beat us up Herr Boll) Citizen Vigilante. What else can we say except this is a Dumb Guy Magnum Opus. It teaches us that revenge is a dish best served incoherent and in ways that may not be sympathetic to you, the protagonist of life. Armie Hammer makes his triumphant return to the silver screen, and let’s just say he’s not beating the “sex creep with cannibalism fantasies” charges. Solid B+, could have used more washing machines.