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Received — 22 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Calibration Nobel 22 July 2026 at 02:00

Calibration Nobel

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22 July 2026 at 02:00

We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.

Received — 20 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Arthurian Connector 20 July 2026 at 02:00

Arthurian Connector

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20 July 2026 at 02:00

Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.

Received — 18 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Latitude and Longitude 17 July 2026 at 02:00

Latitude and Longitude

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17 July 2026 at 02:00

NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).

Received — 16 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Time Change 15 July 2026 at 02:00

Time Change

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15 July 2026 at 02:00

All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.

Received — 14 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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The Princess and the Pea 13 July 2026 at 02:00

The Princess and the Pea

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13 July 2026 at 02:00

Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.

Received — 11 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Toasting Marshmallows 10 July 2026 at 02:00

Toasting Marshmallows

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10 July 2026 at 02:00

We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.

Received — 8 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Airport Meeting 8 July 2026 at 02:00

Airport Meeting

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8 July 2026 at 02:00

Although it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.'

Received — 7 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Offside 6 July 2026 at 02:00

Offside

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6 July 2026 at 02:00

The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

Received — 4 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Types of Tornado Alert 3 July 2026 at 02:00

Types of Tornado Alert

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3 July 2026 at 02:00

I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.

Received — 2 July 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Holes 1 July 2026 at 02:00

Holes

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1 July 2026 at 02:00

If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.

Received — 29 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Asteroid Threat 29 June 2026 at 02:00

Asteroid Threat

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29 June 2026 at 02:00

Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.

Received — 27 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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720 Ollie 26 June 2026 at 02:00

720 Ollie

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26 June 2026 at 02:00

This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.

Received — 25 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Baryon Asymmetry 24 June 2026 at 02:00

Baryon Asymmetry

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24 June 2026 at 02:00

Wait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays ... right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?

Received — 23 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Sports Commentary 22 June 2026 at 02:00

Sports Commentary

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22 June 2026 at 02:00

The plural of anecdote may not be data, but the singular of data is anecdote.

Received — 20 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Side Effect 19 June 2026 at 02:00

Side Effect

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19 June 2026 at 02:00

Brace yourself--the chirp gets pretty weird.

Received — 17 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Messi 17 June 2026 at 02:00

Messi

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17 June 2026 at 02:00

Commentators agree that this will probably be the last World Cup in which Messi faces serious competition.

Received — 15 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Tethys 15 June 2026 at 02:00

Tethys

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15 June 2026 at 02:00

In order to carry the necessary crafting supplies, they built the ships at 12:1 scale.

Received — 13 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Plate Flip 12 June 2026 at 02:00

Plate Flip

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12 June 2026 at 02:00

It's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.

Received — 11 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Beam Pipe 10 June 2026 at 02:00

Beam Pipe

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10 June 2026 at 02:00

'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom

Received — 9 June 2026 ⏭ Funny stuff

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Nostalgia Content 8 June 2026 at 02:00

Nostalgia Content

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8 June 2026 at 02:00

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.