Any Top Chef fans on the Frotcast feed? I'm redacting spoilers for one more day before we soak up that sweet SEO. In the meantime, catch up on the show before you listen to this one if you don't want to hear the winner spoiled.
That being said, it's an interview! With the winner! Of Top Chef Carolinas! He (or she) reveals all the secrets behind the show, included which contestant was the weirdest, which chefs were secretly boning, the shocking moments that didn't make the show, the infamous Bell's Palsy episode, Tom Colicchio's desert island discs and much, much more. (My lawyer has advised me to explain that we may or may not have actually covered some of these topics in the interview).
Enjoy! Back with a regular episode later this week.
Welcome back to the Frotcast, this week it’s that one Brazilian guy’s dream, Matt’s not here. Our returning guest Sean Keane joins us to immediately come up with the perfect name for our recurring miniseries on Der Furhrer, Springtime for Hitlers. We experience deep shame for not having thought of that first.
For our final installment [Vince's note: or is it??] of Springtime for Hitlers, we watched The Boys From Brazil, a cautionary tale about being Steve Guttenberg. Laurence “Of” Olivier and Gregory Peck star as a Nazi hunter and a Nazi hunted, respectively. Specifically, Peck plays Josef Mengele, who is laying low with a lot of hair dye in Brazil, waiting to resurrect his best friend Hitler, presumably to kiss him. It’s a great 70s thriller whose cinematography has us lamenting the days before everyone was just standing around in front of a green screen. It’s also unafraid to ask uncomfortable questions, like “what if the worst war criminal of the 20th century was a shitty 14 year old?”. And folks, there’s a line delivery from Peck you won’t want to miss. Solid B+.
Anyway, what’s in the newwwwws…
We regret to inform you that Morris Day and the Time, C+C Music Factory, and Milli Vanilli have all pulled out of performing in the Freedom 250 concert in Washington DC, which will commemorate America’s 250th birthday. When reached for comment, America said “I’m too fucking old, just kill me goddammit.”
In our delightful segment, “Libertarians getting Libertarianed”, a bunch of Libertarians, who completely betrayed any supposed Libertarian principle in the first goddamn place by agreeing to indefinitely lease an apocalypse bunker from a private corporation, got into an argument which culminated in someone being shot. It was the latest example of bloody internecine Libertarian violence, coming hot on the heels of The Battle of The Age Of Consent and DUI’s Charge.
You wanted more Hitler, you got more Hitler! This week we watch “Guess Who’s Back”, a movie about ‘guess who’ coming back. He wakes up in the year 2014 at the former site of the Fuhrerbunker and hijinks ensue! Hijinks such as using a dead dog’s head as a puppet to say the n word, and discovering that Germans maybe don’t dislike the guy as much as they usually let on. Kinda concerning? Vince liked it but thought the guy who played Hitler was too big. Solid ß+.
Next up Jeannie Pirro calls Chipotle “Chipotle’s”. Just listen, it’s great boomer stuff.
Donald Trump Jr. is getting married this weekend, but his dad says he’s still not sure if he’s going to attend. Sigmund Freud will be attending, however, and likely scribbling furiously in his notebook when the ring slides on the finger. Hey, if they can bring Hitler back…
Boy, Matt sure puts a lot of nazi stuff in this show. SS tattoo haver Graham Platner’s opposition has dug up even more incriminating info. He jerked it in a porta potty while he was in the Marines! I’d hate to think what else those guys are getting up to!
The DNC autopsy was released, the decedent died from a spam overdose and is also a big fat cowardly dummy that hates winning elections. Yay.
Inside of you are two Hitlers. At least, that's the basic premise of Max (2002), a movie about a young Hitler just trying to find his voice as an artist, before all the... well, you know. We watched it for the Frotcast this week, because last week, Matt made a joke about "why don't they make a movie about Hitler, without all the Holocaust stuff?" We had been talking about Michael, a movie that depicts the life of Michael Jackson but ends before Bad. A few of our listeners (shout out to Zach Johnston) pointed out that, actually, Matt's Hitler-but-without-the-Holocaust-stuff-movie had already been made -- in 2002, starring Noah Taylor as young Adolf and John Cusack as his (fictional) friend, Max Rothman. And at least in this case, it was genuinely an artistic choice, not a concession that the filmmakers had to make in order to get the rights to Hitler's paintings from the Hitler estate.
Naturally, we had to watch it. It turned out to be endlessly funny, hearing one character constantly refer to another as "Hitler" in casual conversation. Such as in the iconic lines "Hitler, come on, I'll buy you a glass of lemonade," and "ever consider the future, Hitler?"
Anyway, if you ever wanted to see a movie that asks "What if young Hitler was being played by a goth McLovin and he made a friend who was Jim from The Office," then Max (2002) is definitely the movie for you. I think I liked it more than Jojo Rabbit.
After that, we discuss the California governor's race, and how we have like 17 different candidates, none of whom can give a straightforward answer to the very simple question "Is Israel doing a genocide?"
And the Dems still can't figure out why people might vote for Graham Platner. Gosh, who could say??? Maybe if they paid a consulting firm made up of discount Free Press writers six or seven hundred thousand dollars they could figure it out.
In conclusion, "you know Hitler, you're not an easy guy to like. ...But I'm trying."
You made it to the end of another season of the world’s only Mad Men podcast. Light up a Lucky Strike and enjoy Matt & Vince’s conversation with comedian, writer, and five-time Pod Yourself a guest, Ashley Ray about season four episode thirteen, “Tomorrowland.”
Our boy Don loves the beginning of things doesn’t he? After Betty (racsitly?) fires Carla for letting Glen say goodbye to Sally ahead of their move, Don has no one to watch his kids on their trip to California. So, he hires the newest of his two office-based situationships to tend to the children. Megan does such a good job that Don proposes before they get home, and before he officially ends things with his older sex partner from work. Faye’s the one who theorizes that Don only likes beginnings, but it also could be that he likes hot, young, French Canadians who don’t scream at the kids when they spill a milkshake.
On the Accounts side, the agency needs some damn accounts. Kenneth cares too much about his wife or whatever to get the partners on a golf course with his father-in-law, so Peggy bails everyone out by getting a meeting with Topaz Hosiery, leading to the first new account in 10 months.
We’ll be back in a few weeks with new episodes, in the meantime, check out Ashley on Funny AF on Netflix, and if you’re in LA, go to her new weekly show Chida House Comedy at Casa Chida on Sunday nights.
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This week on the Frotcast! As a special treat to you, the listener, Matt derails things extra early by claiming that people thought Nickelback was going to be the next Nirvana. You know what? Maybe that Brazilian guy who always emails me to complain about Matt is onto something.
Did you know they’re making an Anthony Bourdain biopic? It looks exactly as uninspired as every other biopic that has come out recently. Maybe we’ll do an episode when it‘s on TNT.
We decide that maybe we’ll check out the Springsteen biopic when it comes out, until we discover in real time that it already came and went from theaters. Must have been a real treat!
Our Big Boy President had another Mad Libs-Ass Oval Office meeting, this time describing Operation Epic Fury to school children who were there for an event about the Presidential Fitness test as Gary Player and Bryson DeChambeau look on in bemusement. Stay tuned for next week, when he’ll be telling South African refugees about the time in 1991 when Bebe Neuwirth refused to share a cab with him, while Scott Baio nods approvingly.
Next, Prominent Dweeb Marc Andreeeseeennn helpfully shared a custom AI prompt on social media. It’s longer and less entertaining than Finnegan’s Wake. Matt and Brendan check out due to boredom and also to pontificate on the folly of spending trillions of dollars on a technology so cutting edge that you have to write an entire goddamn manifesto in order to get it to work the way you want it to.
We all watched Sentimental Value, which is a good movie that we don’t really have much to say about. You can probably skip that part unless you want to hear us do bad Scandinavian accents. On the other hand, none of us watched the Michael Jackson biopic, but we have a lot to say about it. For some odd reason, it ends after Bad comes out. Maybe they’re just planning a sequel.
Is this podcast beans-funny or pickles-funny? Find out on the latest episode with comedian, writer, and ceramicist Eliza Skinner joining Matt & Vince to chat about Mad Men season four episode twelve, “Blowing Smoke.”
In the wake of Lucky Strike’s departure, Don’s trying to land another big fish, but he’ll settle for beans, vinegars, and/or sauces. Faye gets him a meeting with Heinz, and he learns that he can’t make an ad about how beans make you fart, but does not lock down a new client.
Remember Midge? Don’s first mistress? You never forget your first. She’s back and she’s selling paintings to fund her true passion, doing heroin. Which she describes as feeling like, “drinking a hundred bottles of whiskey while someone licks your tits.” She makes it seem like that’s good and cool and good, but on paper, sounds icky. Don’t do heroin. It’s icky.
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This week on the Frotcast, bitter infighting consumed the group chat as the third day of negotiations about what to watch for this episode reached an impasse. While the talks were Vanced, the Strait of Discourse stayed mercifully open. What we’re trying to say is, We didn’t watch a movie this week. Sorry.
Rapper/pornographer Ray J has months to live. He also has a very strange interview with Cam Newton’s silly hat. Ray J answers the question “Are you gay?” with a story about what people do when they go home. It gets worse from there, believe it or not. A sample exchange: Ray J: “Do you listen to Biggie Smalls?” Cam: “Can you just answer my question?” We’ll always love you for moving your hat 7 times in a 30 second conversation, Ray J. What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Then we get some IRL Kyle Mooney action when streamer 4_Inches gets spotted at In N Out Burger (drink!) by Jakob with a K (drink!), the lead singer of Sublime (drink!). What follows is one of the dumbest conversations we’ve ever been privileged to hear. This then leads to one of the Frotcast’s top two or three Nobel Prize-worthy anthropological theories; Socal bros = saltwater juggalos (drink!).
Next, many are calling it The Most Australian Story Ever: man uses his dog to unsuccessfully bludgeon a murderous crocodile but is mercifully saved by a Sheila having a ciggy and his mate Kevin Bevin, who then blesses us with a wonderful new term for a penis.
Finally, someone tried to assassinate Trump again, but this time it was a libbed out soyboy who geared up for murder and then took a mirror selfie doing the Lin-Manuel Miranda lip bite. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?? Perhaps making campaign pledges to only the most insane people in America and then aggressively doing the opposite has some sort of deleterious effect on said crazy people. Who can really know what is in anyone’s heart though? The Frotcast’s official BPD GF Olivia Reingold did what any good WCHP dinner journalist would do and documented the action by taking a selfie video. You can poison our houseplants any day, girl. 🤙😁!
As Pete welcomes a new life into the world, we welcome a new podcast into the world. Comedian, dog walker, cohost of the Oh Hell Yeah podcast, absolute unit, and producer of the podcast, Brent Flyberg, joins Matt and Vince to discuss Mad Men season four episode eleven, “Chinese Wall.”
That’s right, Pete’s having a baby, and it’s just about the worst time possible. The whole office is in crisis mode after finding out that Lucky Strike is taking their business to BBDO. Pete’s running around making phone calls and fighting off Ted Chaough’s professional advances while poor Trudy is in labor for two full days because according to her doctor, that grip is medically gorilla.
Don’s freaking out and trying to get (not a real) Doctor Miller to spill her closely guarded business secrets and help him poach her clients from other ad agencies. She resists at first, but gives into that ineffable Draper charm right after he shtups his second secretary of the season. She’ll certainly never regret abandoning her principles for such a loyal guy.
What makes a wall Chinese? No racist answers. Tell us in a five star review on Apple Podcasts.
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This week! On The Frotcast!! Lots of exclamation points!!! Also, we watched the Netflix doc Trust Me: The False Prophet. We have Prominent Mormon Eric D Snider, who joins us after a decade-long break from the virtual Frotquarters. It turns out that he hasn’t been on the pod since he was kicked off Rotten Tomatoes for trolling Batman fans, who shockingly did not take kindly to a handsome, roguish bon vivant who answers to no one and plays by his own rules.
Next up, we all get a good laugh out of Weirdest Freak Alive RFK Jr making some Weird Freak noises into his microphone while addressing Congress today. Somewhere in LA, the juice is loose for Olivia Nuzz. Is it ableist to make fun of his voice? Well, it’s complicated; you see, haha jk fuck that guy. To atone, we sit our white asses down and pretend to know what intersectionality is.
Vince struggles with time and space as we talk about ANOTHER geriatric Democrat dying in office. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO A DELIBERATIVE BODY WHOSE AVERAGE AGE IS SOCIAL SECURITY ELIGIBLE?????
Did you feel a great disturbance this week? As if millions of voices suddenly cried out and were suddenly silenced? Are you sitting down? Alan Dershowitz is leaving the Democratic party and leaving a snail trail on his way to the GOP. I realize everyone cares a whole lot about this, but I guess I’m just built different.
Finally, we all watched the FLDS chomo doc about guys named Moroni and Rappylee diddling a bunch of kids. The ringleader has a white leather motorcycle jacket and is perhaps one of the great oafs in our nation’s history. It’s real gross, don’t watch it.
Don Draper Dodges Department of Defense Disquisition
If anyone from the DoD asks, this podcast is not for communists. On the latest episode, comedian and co-host of Struggle Bus Live, Nick Viagas, joins Matt & Vince to talk about Mad Men season four episode ten, “Hands and Knees.”
Tough week for the fellas at SCDP. Lane’s papa comes to visit and he’s so excited to meet Lane’s new “chocolate bunny” girlfriend (Lane’s words) that he bashes his son in the head with a cane. British people have weird ways of showing affection.
Don’s got G-men sniffing around for a background check related to Pete’s North American Aviation account, and they show up at Betty’s doorstep to ask if her ex-husband “Don Draper” is “loyal.” She’s like, uhhhh he’s definitely not a different guy with a different name. Ultimately what he is is a deserter so, much to Pete’s chagrin, they have to spike the NAA deal.
Roger might win the award for maddest man this week. Joan is pregnant despite being married to a guy who’s in Vietnam, and Lucky Strike is taking their business to BBDO. Roger responds by promising to raise the child with Joan as his wife, and tells the partners about Lucky Strike immediately so they can form a plan. Lol yeah right. He suggests Joan could trick her husband into raising the kid as his own, yells at Pete for losing the NAA account, and doesn’t say a word about losing SCDP’s biggest, and his only, account. It’s too bad Joan got an abortion, it would have been fun seeing how terrible Roger is at being a parent for a young child.
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Today, on a special episode of the Frotcast, Vince has an important announcement vis a vis his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. Namely, that there is none. Please disregard any other information on said subject, those are simply fake news media narratives from so-called journalists who are doing a clickbait. We ask that you respect his privacy at this time. TOTALLY EXONERATED!
JD Vance continues his hot streak of being a loser, as not only did Trump send him straight to voicemail while Vance was at a rally in Hungary (as covered by us last week), but now the candidate he was there to stump for also got tossed on his ass. Then, after converting to Catholicism like last year or something, he has to take Trump’s side in his beef with The Pope (who is soft on crime!!!!) just like the good little worm he is. He also got his ass kicked trying to stop us from bombing Iran and blockading the Strait of Hormuz…blockade. Say it with me everybody, “humiliation fetish”. This guy really puts the Ls in HiLLbLLy ELegy, am I right folks?
And where was Trump during all this? He was marveling at Big Beautiful Paulo Costa at a UFC event in Miami, and then posted an AI image of himself as Jesus on his Make-A-Wish-ass social network. Stop making us like you so much, dude! He later claimed the image was “doctored”, which then leads to a long discussion of our president’s rich history of being unable to understand even the most basic metaphor.
We all watched Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice and actually kinda liked it. Solid B+. This segues into a conversation about how the original Road House (which Matt watched and didn’t even tell us, like a real asshole) had great fight scenes, and old man (us) yells at cloud (they don’t make fight scenes like they used to). We all agree that Road House is pretty sweet, and that we should watch that for the next episode. Too bad we’ll probably forget. Thanks for listening!
The girls are beautiful, the men are mad, and the pod is cast. Co-owner and editor of Defector, and co-host of the It’s Christmastown podcast, David J. Roth returns to talk to Matt and Vince about Mad Men season four episode nine, “The Beautiful Girls.”
Pour one out for Ida Blankenship. She was an astronaut, a hellcat, and she died how she lived, surrounded by the people she answered phones for. Ida dropping dead at her desk is one of a handful of problems Don is dealing with in this episode. It’s a real sitcom for ol’ Dick Whitman. His daughter is showing up unannounced, his situationship can’t talk to kids, he needs to get his secretary’s body out of the office before the important business men see her, and he’s going on a date with two different women on the same night?!?!?
Ida was sort of Burt’s Joan, so he’s sad in a poignant way. Roger’s also sad, but Roger but in a horny way, so he does parlay this tragedy, along with a street mugging, into some hot sympathy sex with his Joan on a stoop in Harlem. If we’re ever unfortunate enough to get mugged, may we all be so lucky as to immediately have sex afterwards.
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Welcome back to this week’s Frotcast, the second dumbest podcast on the internet after the All-In.
First up, a landmark legal case we will all be following intently: can someone be sued for a podcast bit? HEY GROK DELETE THE ENTIRE BACKLOG OF THE FROTCAST! A comedian is being sued for jokingly alleging (notice the ass-covering legalese from us) that the famous Lion King song translated to a warning about a lion, possibly a royal one. It’s going to be wild when Afroman is cited as legal precedent in this one. How do you say “because I got high” in Zulu?
Next, we listen as JD Vance gets sent to voice mail by Donald Trump while addressing the crowd at a rally in Hungary. Men will literally humiliate themselves voluntarily in front of a crowd at a former Soviet satellite instead of going to therapy. At this point, reasonable minds can only conclude that all these weirdos have a humiliation fetish.
Trump does, however, show up to tell us about what he got up to after the Village People show.
And finally, the tragic story of Jonathan, the world’s oldest tortoise, becoming ensnared in a crypto fraud scheme. I can assure you he’s alive, well, and hates it here every bit as much as you do.
Vince and Brendan peer into the dark heart of the American dream of home ownership. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get ready to foster a burning resentment over the course of decades. Could it eventually culminate in grievous bodily harm or death? Only the voices in your head can tell you that.
Harrison Fishman and Dylan Redford join the pod to discuss their outstanding HBO series, Neighbors. We discuss what it was like to be a fly on the wall with folks like Bruce, and nude Danny, freak show allegations, and what that smell like. Finally, we wrap things up with a nice teaser about when to expect season 2.
Additionally, you can read Vince’s spectacular piece on the spectacular finale here.
You don’t need a drink. You need to listen to this week’s episode of the pod. Comedian and host of the I Hate Bill Maher podcast, Will Weldon joins Matt & Vince to talk about Mad Men season four episode eight, “The Summer Man.”
Don’s been so drunk lately that Betty doesn’t want him at his son’s birthday party, so in this episode, tries to chill out with the boozing by replacing it with swimming, journaling, and narrating. There is some question about whether the narration is supposed to make Don sound cool and smart, but the podcast’s official position is that saying things like “I looked up at The Barbizon, and thought of all the women in there—one in every room, touching themselves to sleep,” makes him sound like a weird old dork.
Back at the office, Joey goes full mask-off misogynist when Joan asks him to clean up after himself, because Joan is just like his mom. His mom who was always trying to make everyone look at her big knockers. I’m paraphrasing, but he does say that. He probably should have been fired on the spot for saying something so sus, but his last straw was drawing some erotic art featuring Joan. Peggy has no choice but to go full girlboss and show him the door. If Joey were a modern guy he would start a podcast so terrible he’d meet Louis Theroux.
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Welcome back to the Frotcast, where we really have to hand it to the weird annoying guys who think we’re living in a simulation, because this week’s news stories appear to prove that this shit is glitching out.
First, Charlie Kirk’s mentor (?), who was also a “cheerleading tycoon” (??), died during a freak pickleball accident (???). Does anyone smell burnt toast?
Next up, a quadruple amputee professional cornhole player (????) shot and killed (?????) a passenger in the car he was driving (??????). His inevitable biopic is sure to be a must-see, but it’s really a shame that If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is already taken. Boy it sure smells like natural gas in here.
Next in Headlines We Wrote While on Mushrooms, Google suspended the advertising account of an Atlanta-based influencer following the exposure of a months-long, international ad campaign attempting to recruit family members of Iranian government officials as agents of Israel’s foreign intelligence service, the Mossad (???????). Looking forward to the sequel to Munich, Atlanta, where Iranian double agents enact swift retribution upon those who knock the Sigma Hustle Grindset. MK Ultra never ended.
Finally, we watched the new Kevin James movie, O Solo Mio, about a charming schlub who is charmingly and schlubbily stood up at his wedding in Italy, and then charmingly schlubs around the country eating, praying and Blarting. Tired: reading the Wikipedia article of a movie instead of seeing it. Wired: reading the Wikipedia article of a movie instead of listening to a podcast about it because Matt reads it out loud after he admits he couldn’t be bothered to watch it. We promise to maybe try harder next time, or possibly the time after that.
You give us money, and we make podcasts for you. That’s the job. We have another banger for you this week. Dave Manheim of Dopey Podcast returns to talk to Matt & Vince about Mad Men season four episode seven, “The Suitcase.”
Is this the best episode of Mad Men? There’s certainly a lot to unpack. Get it? Suitcase? Unpack? Whatever, that joke is at least as funny as Peggy’s idea for a Samsonite ad. Mad Men would literally rather work all night (and drink a whole bottle of Canadian Club) than go to therapy, so instead of talking to someone about the grief he’s feeling about his dying California cool girl wife, Anna, Don makes Peggy stay late to keep working the Samsonite ad with him. He ruins Peggy’s birthday surprise in the process, and he never even says thank you, but as he notes, that is what the money's for.
That could be a whole episode right there, but there’s also a Liston vs. Ali fight, Roger making fun of recovering alcoholics, Ida Blankenship saying racist stuff, drunk Duck Phillips trying to poach Peggy, and full on fisticuffs between Don and Duck. Who wins? The guy who killed seventeen men in Okinawa, that’s who.
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In brief: Matt's spicy bottom, the Afroman trial, Lyin' Markwayne Mullin, and we all watched War Machine on Netflix. Brent Flyberg (producer of Pod Yourself, host of Oh Hell Yeah!) fills in for Brendan.
Matt Lieb is very tired this week. If you assumed that's because toddler kept him awake all night, as toddlers are wont to do... you would be wrong! Matt being Matt, it turns out that he just ate a very hot chicken sandwich the day before and was up all night going doo-doo. He also claims the spicy poops heat up his prostate and make his balls hurt. Can any medical experts out there confirm that this is a thing? Or is Matt Lieb just BUILT DIFFERNT (with the balls to close to the ass)?
After that, oh baby it's time to discuss the Afroman trial and God bless this man for giving us something good to talk about. In short, an Ohio Sheriff's department raided Afroman's house and found nothing illegal, but broke a lot of his stuff, and, he claims, stole $400. And so naturally he released like 20 different music videos clowning them in increasingly petty ways -- including one based on an overweight Sheriff glancing longingly at Afroman's Lemon Pound Cake. The Sheriffs sued Afroman for defamation, and as per the law of unintended outcomes, the trial has since turned into a self-staged public humiliation ritual for them. Glorious. Afroman for President. The news that Afroman had won said trial dropped after we finished recording, but let's be honest, we all knew that's what was going to happen.
What else is in the news... oh right, Markwayne Mullin, in true Trump cabinet fashion, is apparently an even worse liar than Matt's childhood friend Nick the Bitch, who once claimed his dad was the coach of the Dodgers. In fairness, Nick the Bitch was a child, whereas Markwayne (pick a name, asshole!) was a full adult when he reportedly claimed, to a jiu-jitsu coach, that he (Markwayne) had once beaten a Gracie so badly that they asked him to move to Brazil and train them in wrestling. And no, he could not remember which Gracie he had beaten. Obviously!
Finally, we all watched War Machine, and no not the Netflix movie from 2017 starring Brad Pitt (which was good) or something based on the Marvel character, but an entirely DIFFERENT War Machine, in which Alan "Jack Reacher on Prime" Ritchson plays an aspiring Army Ranger with trauma. It starts off as a Troop Movie and then veers a hard left into being an alien movie about 30 minutes in, with an insane amount of slapstick falling. Very entertaining, but if anyone could tell us what the hell was going on with this movie or why it was ever made at all or called "War Machine" that would be great.
"Don't talk! Do not say a word! I hate it when guys talk to me while I jack them off!"
Roll out the red carpet. We have an award-worthy guest for this week’s pod. Host of The Majority Report, Sam Seder joins Matt and Vince to talk about Mad Men season four episode six, “Waldorf Stories.”
It’s the advertising industry’s biggest night, and all the stars are in attendance, including Ned Elliot, Ted Chaough, General Rufus T. Bullshit, Ken Cosgrove, Herman “Duck” Phillips, and the night's big winner for Best Cleansers, Waxes, & Polishes, Don Draper of SCDP.
Riding the high of being crowned the new king of Madison Avenue, Don returns to the office in the beginning stage of what he’ll later recognize as a bender to riff taglines for Life Cereal off the dome and blurt out Roger’s wife’s cousin’s only copywriting idea. You may remember the scene, as it is responsible for Mad Men’s widest reaching cultural impact, the drunk Don meme.
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