Frotcast 685: The Gang Cancels Michael Jackson
In brief: Toy Story 5, what to do when your dad almost dies on Fatherβs Day, debating Jonah Plattβs claim to be βthe number one Jewish podcast,β and Brendan takes on Donald Trumpβs reflecting pool debacle from a pool manβs perspective.
(the picture that got us scolded at the Century City Mall).
Youβve been hit by (clap clap), youβve been struck by, a bad episode!
OK, maybe itβs not all bad, but you can't deny that it has the right number of syllables. Ball don't lie. Gen Alpha has discovered Michael Jackson (likely due to the recent biopic [LISTEN TO THE FROTCAST]), and we can confidently state that cancel culture is over. They can separate the art from the rapist.
Matt and Vince went to a mall together and got hassled by a Blart about defiling a prominent podcasterβs advertisement. Ooh, right in the face-ussy. Is Jonah Platt actually the world's number one Jewish podcast? How many other podcasts must you disqualify, and how many additional qualifications would it take to make this statement true?
Next up, itβs pool talk. Can Brendan become the next Charlie Kirk by saving the reflecting pool from the infernal algae bloom? Does Donald Trump go boo boo at the G7?
Finally, Matt and Vince saw Toy Story 5: All These Kids And Their Dang Screens, separately, and also saw each other, in person. We take a moment to reflect on aging while doing the exact same podcast, and reflect on all the dead homies we lost along the way, from Ben to original recipe Four Loko. (Bret is confirmed alive, but living in an undisclosed location, surviving on undisclosed food stuffs).
Thank you for sticking with us all these years, you all are the algae blooms on the improperly-applied pool coatings of our hearts. (No refunds).