A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

But is anyone listening?

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

You’re feeling too lazy to text, and you know perfectly well that I’m just going to let it go to voice mail and then text my response anyway.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

“Dune: Part Two” to “Those Mad Worms Won’t Stop, Mate” (Australia): You think those dodgy snakes in the outback are devo? You ain’t seen nothing, mate!

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

This morning, the agency urged me to immediately discard my store-bought rotisserie chicken and instead braise a lamb shank in a classic mirepoix.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

After scouring billions of ballots, we have identified countless instances of voter fraud. They are countless, in part, because we are unwilling and unable to count past thirty-four.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.

Outfit Only: I totally look like I’m in a sexy version of “Little House on the Prairie,” but I refuse to do a single chore.

A drawing that riffs on the latest news and happenings.