Iran Says: βDesperate Orange Man Comes To Us Begging with Tears in His Eyesβ
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One of our great doctrines here in the Editorsβ Blog is that all power is unitary. Lose or gain it in one place, and you lose or gain it in equal measure everywhere else. Thatβs catching up with Donald Trump. He got into the Iran War as a way to escape the emotionally crushing experience of declining popularity and power at home. But his ebbing power went with him to the Persian Gulf. And now itβs arrived in Israel, too. This was obscured for a while by the fact that the U.S. has almost unimaginable military power and a constitution which, as it has evolved if not how it was originally intended, puts almost no short-term limits on a presidentβs ability to wage war. But the two were always umbilically connected. It was the pain of bad news at home that spurred Trump to jump so recklessly into his Iran debacle. And it is the same unpopularity that has him so desperate to end high gas prices and inflation before the midterms. Theyβre all connected.
Trump has no poker face. To live in Trumpβs era is not only to see his inner life but to be engulfed by it. Itβs hard to think of a case in which the deciding player between warring powers has more clearly signaled his desperate desire to get out of a conflict on almost any terms. The Iranians have internet too. And they can see all of this. They have now issued a fresh set of new demands: end sanctions, leave the region, pay reparations, release frozen assets and more β in addition to make the Strait of Hormuz a permanent Iranian toll road. More or less total capitulation.