I text my best friend, Coal Lobby, and ask if he wants to play outside. βSorry, I have to be at the Capitol today,β he replies. He adds a sad emoji. I cry.
Whenever I need a good laugh, I look at an Instagram account called Good Advice for Shitty People. This satirical account is like an advice column for the worst people ever, determined to stay that way. Every time I start reading through it, I can't stop because it's so ridiculous and funny. β Read the rest
βAsses, asses, asses, asses.β So said Charles de Gaulle as he walked behind his troops through the streets of Paris after the Liberation, in 1945βexcept he said it in French.